Four Ridiculous Reasons To Miss College Football Season E-mail
Written by Ian   
Monday, 20 July 2009 18:22

jarmontebowThere are many reasons for college athletes to miss part or all of a football season.  Football may be the easiest sport in which to overcome a key loss as well.  While losing a star quarterback, running back, or safety may seriously hamper a team, most people will agree that football is a sport that usually packs a little more depth than others.  Today we'll take a look at some of these missing parts for teams this year and how some quirky things can cause players to miss all or part of a football season.  (*Note: not all of these players will miss the entire season, while some may miss no game time at all, but in our opinion they all should.)

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We'll start off with South Florida kicker Maikon Bonani (Brazilian, I know you were wondering).  Bonani will likely have to redshirt this season after falling nearly 4 stories from an amusement park ride this weekend in Tampa.  Maikon was working at the park when he thought the door to a passenger compartment of a ride was improperly secured.  He held onto the door, trying to make sure it was safe for the park-goers, until he was 35 feet off the ground.  He then dropped to the ground sustaining serious, but not life threatening, injuries.  It's tough for this kid to likely end up missing a full year but we'll hope he fully recovers.  He was trying to help people out after all.

Next up we have Anthony Dixon of Mississippi State.  Dixon was recently pulled over and charged with DUI when police found him swerving through parking spaces along the road.  The best part of the story involves the two empty champagne bottles found in Dixon's back seat.  Classy!  Dixon refused a field test but Coach Dan Mullen explains that this issue will be taken care of "within the program."  I suppose that means he'll get away with mostly a hand slap.  By the way, since Mullen took over for Sly Croom there have been 4 alcohol or drug related incidents.  So when is Marvin Lewis taking over the special teams job down there?

Next up we have a player that may not miss time at all, though he should.  Kurt Wermers, former offensive lineman for Cohron's Michigan squad, recently transferred to Ball State.  Wermers cited a lack of family values and suspect recruiting for the reason he transferred.  Let's see what an online bullshit translator has to say about that statement.  "Lack of family values and not getting along with players being recruited" loosely translates to "I wasn't good enough to play there and they were recruiting over my head."  Sounds about right.  Oh, also Wermers was academically ineligible when he decided to transfer.  Son, you made a good choice.  When you're not even good enough to warrant the coaching staff getting you a hot blonde to do your homework it's time to move on.

Finally we'll stay at home for the final analysis of ineligibility.  Jeremy Jarmon from the football Wildcats was ruled ineligible by the NCAA for testing positive for a banned substance.  Jarmon pled ignorant on the matter, and we tend to believe him based on previous conduct, but either way he is off the team and on to the Washington Redskins.  It's understandable that things like this happen when you try to run a 150 person operation like a college football team.  What I hope Coaches Brooks and Phillips take away from this are that there are certain athletes who are at a premium.  All conference defensive ends in the SEC are one of these type of players.  When you have one you had better have someone watching out for that guy 24-7, no matter his typical character.

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Last Updated on Tuesday, 21 July 2009 07:38
 
SEC Prediction Rebuttals; July Edition E-mail
Written by Grubby   
Monday, 20 July 2009 15:43

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I want to take a minute and weigh in here on some comments being made around the country today regarding SEC football.  The art of "holding one's tongue" is not one I seem to have been born with  (which works out well when one writes for a daily blog).  As we continue in the nothing-real-to-discuss segment of the year -- June-August in the college sports world -- people tend to get a little wackier with ideas the more the boredom/insanity/Saturday-sobriety sets in.  Here are a few faves thus far:

Joe Solomon says Tim Tebow will win the Heisman. False.  While the opportunity to drop back and pass may be more abundant for Superman this year, that won't necessarily be a good thing.  Yes, he's potentially the greatest player/leader/spokesman in NCAA history, but the loss of a key playmaker to the NFL (Harvin), that had previously taken up scout/film time for opposing defenses makes his run at a second stiffarm unlikely.  Look for the Sam Bradford/Colt McCoy winner on October 17 to take home the trophy amassing ridiculous passing numbers this year.  Other interesting candidates I can get behind are OSU's Dez Bryant (WR), Alabama's Julio Jones (WR, but with no real QB to get him the ball), and Tennessee safety Eric Berry.

 

More after the jump.
Last Updated on Monday, 20 July 2009 19:54
 
Rough Week for Vol Fans E-mail
Written by Josh Cohron   
Sunday, 19 July 2009 19:11

The news hasn't been good at all this week for University of Tennessee fans. Two wide receivers were lost for most, if not all, of the season early in the week. As if that weren't enough, prized 2010 basketball recruit, Josh Selby, said today he was no longer committed to UT. Citizens of Knoxville haven't been this depressed since Grubby moved away.

For the football team, the injuries to Austin Rogers and Denarius Moore don't do the Tennessee offense any favors. Rogers, who tore his ACL, will miss the entire season. He took a medical redshirt in 2006 and will now have to petition the NCAA for the ever elusive sixth year of eligibility. Moore has a broken bone in his left foot and does not know yet how long he will be sidelined. For a team that ranked 10th in the SEC in scoring offense last year, the news couldn't be worse. Quarterback, Jonathan Crompton, needs as much help as he can get and definitely doesn't need to lose any of his other targets before the season starts.

The de-commitmentof Josh Selby doesn't do Bruce Pearl any favors either. Scout.com has him ranked as their #3 PG in the class and #11 overall. Selby would have been Pearl's second 5-star recruit to suit up for the Vols. If losing a top player in the country isn't bad enough, Selby's college destination could sting worse. The internet is abuzz with rumors of Selby ending up at John Calipari's former or current school. Apparently, Selby and Memphis commit, Will Barton, are close friends. And, Calipari is the trendy coach for any elite PG after putting the last two he coached in the NBA after just one season. Tennessee fans may have to watch a player who was once thought to be a lock for wearing orange, and he could be playing for their most hated of enemies.

Chin up, Volunteer fan! Lane Kiffin should have his new squad playing an exciting brand of football. And, even if the results on the field aren't great, the tailgating in the Vol Navy will be as good as ever. Bruce Pearl and the boys should be fine as well. If nothing else, your team has some of the best rappers in the country. The bad news for Knoxvillians? It doesn't sound like Grubby's moving home anytime soon.

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Last Updated on Monday, 20 July 2009 22:47
 
7 Weeks to Get Ready E-mail
Written by Josh Cohron   
Saturday, 18 July 2009 11:04

Folks, it has been an odd summer. I am sitting in the South on a Saturday afternoon in July and the temperature hasn't (and won't) hit 80. The NBA's offseason has calmed and a lot of people can't get very excited about a Nationals/Padres game on a Tuesday night. Alas, I have good news. College football is only seven (7!) weeks away! We've already started trying to appease you with our Conference previews, but every Saturday one of us (whoever thinks of it first) will give you a taste of what Saturdays in the fall look like at the Stadium Drives compound.

Starting September 5th, you all can expect:

  • Lots of trash talking
  • Grubby putting more orange on this site than should be legally allowed
  • Michigan's return to prominence
  • Kentucky's QB play to be shaky at best
  • Posts in the middle of the day bemoaning awful coaching decisions
  • Florida to be very, very good
  • Arguments with no end
  • Ian writing about Dicky Lyons Jr. (even though he's not at UK anymore)

All those things, and much more. Come on, it's only seven weeks. If we all band together we should be able to make it through.

 
SEC QB rankings that matter E-mail
Written by Grubby   
Thursday, 16 July 2009 00:00

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As July slides gracefully to a close and August ramps up, you won't be able to throw a miniature rubber football in any direction without hitting a pre-season position/player/team ranking of some kind.  Putting a 2009 value on something before the first ball is snapped or field goal missed (I'm looking at you Daniel Lincoln) does one thing and one thing only: keeps us sane until September, when we can back up our misapplied value systems with actual statistics.

Today I'd like to take my stab at an SEC quarterback ranking for something a little more applicable during these hot and lazy summer months.  Best Beer-lympics event partners.

 

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Last Updated on Thursday, 16 July 2009 07:19
 
Making sense of the NBA offseason E-mail
Written by Jason Brubaker   
Tuesday, 14 July 2009 21:02

As I write this, it's been exactly one month since the Lakers capped a terrific season with their 15th NBA championship. Since that day, we've seen a wild offseason ensue, with moves ranging from questionable to downright bizarre.

sheedRon Artest and Rasheed Wallace, arguably the two most combustible personalities in the league, have joined the Lakers and Celtics respectively as they seek championships. Shaquille O'Neal is set to become The Big Witness as he hopes to help LeBron get his first ring. Trevor Ariza parlays his terrific postseason into a nice contract with Houston, where he likely won't get the chance next year to play with Yao Ming, whose foot injury may sideline him for all of 2009-10. The Magic, who were three wins away from a title, have dramatically altered their lineup with the addition of Vince Carter and Brandon Bass, as well as the loss of Hedo Turkoglu. Things have gotten so crazy that Allen Iverson, a future Hall-of-Famer who is desperate for a ring, is set to join either the Clippers or the Grizzlies, two of the worst teams in the league. And we haven't even mentioned the draft, where the Timberwolves spent three first round picks on point guards.

 

With that in mind, here's a look at some of the wildest off-season stories.

 The West get stronger:  In today's NBA, if you're not moving forward, you're falling behind. That's why the Spurs, who won 54 games last year, shook up their lineup with the addition of scorer Richard Jefferson, who should provide an instant burst of energy. Not standing pat, the Lakers went out and acquired Artest, whose toughness and defensive ability should make him an instant fan favorite...as long as he stays on his best behavior. Not to be outdone, the Mavericks worked out a deal for Shawn Marion, giving them an important piece as they hope to move into the upper echelon of the conference. Denver has been relatively quiet so far, but still acquired Arron Afflalo to fill Dahntay Jones' role and also worked out a trade for speedy PG Ty Lawson on draft night. With Portland and Utah also looking to make moves,  it's safe to say the West will again be a battleground next season.

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Last Updated on Thursday, 16 July 2009 06:41
 
Billy Clyde, Author? E-mail
Written by Josh Cohron   
Wednesday, 15 July 2009 11:17

billygIt wasn't enough nearly ruining the most storied college basketball program in the country. It wasn't enough starting Mark Coury for almost an entire season. It wasn't enough offering scholarships to players who now can't get an offer to a team in a major conference. It also wasn't enough alienating one of the most passionate fanbases in sports. No, Billy Gillispie seems to have trumped all of those feats with his latest venture.

Rick Bozich of the Courier Journal reports that Gillispie is penning, "The Billy Gillispie Story." Let that sink in for just a moment.

Here are some possible chapter titles:

  •  Merrick Inn Has the Greatest Pool in Lexington!
  • Getting Kicked Out of Desha's
  • My Date With Jeanine Edwards
  • How I Got Back at Jeanine Edwards for Not Putting Out
  • My Night Out on the Town With Bruce Pearl
  • 24 Year-Olds Will Do Anything, I Repeat Anything If You Coach at UK
  • Sleeping With Your Players' Girlfriends for Beginners
  • Hanging Around Too Long: April 2009-June 2009 in Lexington

I'm not sure if you ever saw a Gillispie press conference, but if his writing skills are on par with his orating this book should be read at a 2nd grade level.

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Last Updated on Wednesday, 15 July 2009 11:44
 
Collegiate Athletes in MLB All Star Game E-mail
Written by Ian   
Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:23

timmyTonight's big event is the Midsummer Classic, the MLB All Star game in St. Louis.  As a college sports blog we wondered how many players starting the game tonight actually played college ball.  It was actually more than we thought.  The roster and our take on the players after the jump.

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Last Updated on Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:36
 
Orlando wraps up for former SEC stars E-mail
Written by Grubby   
Monday, 13 July 2009 18:49

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The guys over at Ridiculous Upside have put together a nice, thorough look at the NBA Summer League in Orlando.  There are several "hey-I-remember-him" guys recapped, and one in particular from my alma mater.

Former Tennessee star, and all-time SEC 3 point record holder Chris Lofton spent the last few weeks in game action with the Celtics, after burning up the Turkish league last year.

From RU:

He came into camp with a reputation as a good three-point shooter, and Summer League only emphasized that - he made 60 percent of his threes.  He didn't really offer much else, with a combined five rebounds, three assists and three steals in five games, but he also didn't turn the ball over (four total), and he had the best free-throw percentage on Boston's entire roster, a respectable 89 percent.  If teams are looking for an outside shooter, Lofton is one of the best prospects coming out of Orlando.

Fellow SEC alum (and '08 second round Warrior pick) Richard Hendrix spent the league with the Magic and has a legitimate shot to make a Magic roster with Gortat off to Dallas this offseason.

Now underway for the "League hopefuls" is NBA Las Vegas.

[RidiculousUpside]

UPDATE:  According to Dallas News, the Magic have matched the offer sheet on Gortat, so Hendrix may need to look at plan B to make a roster.

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Last Updated on Tuesday, 14 July 2009 13:39
 
Youngins Win Basketball Gold For USA E-mail
Written by Ian   
Sunday, 12 July 2009 22:26

millerusaThis one may have slipped under your radar, not having the pomp and grandeur of the USA Men's team winning the Gold in China.  That's okay because anyone who's not a fan of Washington State (x2!), Duke, Kentucky, Pitt, Butler (x2!), UTEP, Northwestern, Kansas, Georgia, or Ole Miss probably didn't pay a lot of attention to the US Under 19 basketball team.  You should have though, because this team dominated international competition in the World Under 19's.

Young men under 19 years old went to battle with their country's logo on their chest in the past two weeks and brought home another gold medal.  Amongst them were SEC players Darius Miller (UK), Howard Thompkins (UGA), and Terrico White (Ole Miss).  The SEC contingent added 23 points, 2 assists (12 total by Miller), and 10.7 rebounds per game for the US team.  That's not bad representation.

The US team outplayed their opponents to the tune of an average 88-66 score.  They showed dominance against the lesser teams in the tournament and outlasted Greece in the finals by 8, their second win over the Greek team.  Let's all congratulate our boys and realize that this is an important win on the international level.  While it's not up to the level of the Beijing gold we have to feel like the future of USA basketball is in capable hands with the non professionals for now.

On a personal note: congrats to the Wildcat Darius Miller on the championship.  Get used to high expectations young man!

Photo courtesy www.usabasketball.com

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Last Updated on Tuesday, 14 July 2009 13:40
 
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