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09 December 2009
Kentucky's narrow win over North Carolina on Saturday just whet the appetites of fans throughout the Bluegrass. Now they're ready for blood against UCONN. Cal vs. Cal? You got it! We'll run down every second, or most of them if we don't get too drunk or too sleepy (this thing won't end until near midnight Eastern), so join along in the live blog!
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09 December 2009
ESPN will be showing a big showdown with the SEC's Kentucky Wildcats meeting the Conneticut Huskies tonight in New York. We thought we'd look at the tale of the tape in this showdown to help predict who will win.
Husky
Average weight = 45-60 pounds, average height = 21-23.5 inches, life span of 12-15 years. According to wikipedia, Huskies are know to be terrific sled dogs and when confronted in the wild will attack animals such as rabbits.
Wildcat (United States Bobcat)
Average weight = 16-30 pounds, average length = 28-40 inches. Again, wikipedia shares the pearls of wisdom, saying that Wildcats generally hunt prey in the range of 1.5 to 12.5 pounds. Damn, Huskies are a little bigger than that. Wiki goes on to say when the Wildcat is lacking small game it will attack foxes, minks, and small dogs. Well, at least it attacks dogs when needed, but 45-60 pounds is bigger than your average fox or mink. Wikipedia culminates the Wildcat's hunting tendencies by saying in winter it will attack deer and can bring down prey up to eight times it's own weight during the cold months.
Now that's what I'm talkin' about! That means the Wildcat can take down an animal between 124-240 pounds! That's 2 to 4 times as big as a puny Husky!
Take heart Kentucky fans, it's in the bag! With a predicted low of 31 tonight the Wildcat is going to be cold, hungry, and on the warpath! Look out UCONN, you may be licking your wounds when the dust settles!
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09 December 2009
The news broke this morning, via NY Times, that the University of Tennesse football team is again under NCAA investigation. This time based on information that a few pretty female students may have done something inappropriate in... ahem... visiting recruits at their high schools.
The hostesses are considered representatives of the university, which would mean they could not recruit players off campus. Therefore, the visits may be considered violations of N.C.A.A. recruiting rules.
Two of Lattimore’s teammates, Brandon Willis and Corey Miller, have orally committed to Tennessee. Lattimore described the hostesses as “real pretty, real nice and just real cool.” He said he thought they had “a lot” of influence in Miller’s and Willis’s commitments to Tennessee.
The group in question is an official university organization created to be ambassadors for all types of potential incoming freshmen, not only athletes. I knew some back in my days on the Hill. Good people, that lot, for the most part. But then again, I didn't exactly run a 4.3 40.
We've seen them, however, speculatively linked to athletic special treament in the past. Sure it's the kind of rogue rumor only ding dongs would believe without any hard evidence, but sometimes what starts as barely speculation, can often claw it's way into an investigation... and that's what we're seeing here.
Has Kiffin finally waded into waters he's not prepared to tread? Or is this one more thing that "every school does" and his cocky renegade mouth has brought more negativity upon the Big Orange? What we know now is that this type of thing is becoming a little too commonplace... or at least a little more than it was under Fulmer. With a schedule void of cupcakes in the coming years (Oregon, Nebraska, Oklahoma) Kiffin will surely need to bolster his depth across the board, and maybe this is one of those things coaches must do to maintain a competitive edge. And Kiffin is proving he's not to be trifled with on that front.
Helicopters, smoke machines, pretty blonde girls with "Grubby" signage. That's exactly how I remember my UT experience.
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07 December 2009
It's football bowl season and Stadium Drives is determined to bring you a bowl preview unlike any other. After weeks of research, hours and hours of manual labor and debate among the staff here is the most extensive bowl preview we could offer. (All put together in one hour the Monday after the bowls were announced.)
New Mexico Bowl - Fresno St. vs. Wyoming - If you can name 8 players in this game, email me and you can write for this site because we don't and we honestly don't care.
R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl - Southern Mississippi vs. Middle Tennessee State - The Sun Belt and Conference USA clash in this mediocre bowl game sponsored by R+L Carriers. Is it R and L or R plus L Carriers? I'd prefer to research the answer to the and/plus question rather than watch this game.
Las Vegas Bowl - Oregon State vs. BYU - Mormons chasing Beavers. Email your own perverted, politically incorrect jokes about this one.
Poinsettia Bowl - Utah vs. California - I used to sell Poinsettias for my church youth group during Christmas. We used it as an
opportunity to raise money for our annual youth group retreat in the summer. As much as you care about my selling poinsettias is as much as I care about this game.
Hawaii Bowl - SMU vs. Nevada - lmk/lmk/mlklmlniilimlimnjimlil...................sorry I nodded off and my face hit the key board.
Little Caesars Bowl - Ohio vs. Marshall - $8.47 for a Large Pepperoni Pizza, Crazy Bread and Sauce at Little Caesars. Tickets to Ohio vs. Marshall game are $6.37.
Emerald Bowl - Boston College vs. Southern California - USC in the Emerald Bowl?? All 5 star recruits at USC are now required to return all the illegal booster money, under the table gifts and freshmen white girl virginities they were given this year. Is virginities a word? If it wasn't, it is now.
Music City Bowl - Clemson vs. Kentucky - No matter what the score says and no matter how many all purpose yards Randall Cobb has in this game, any Kentucky fan that says Randall Cobb is better than C.J. Spiller should be shot on the spot. (Trust me, it will happen.)
Champs Sports Bowl - Miami vs. Wisconsin - Everyone who really thought Miami was going to win the ACC and compete for a National Championship + the number of people who wish Wisconsin was still a relevant football program = 43, the number of tickets sold to this bowl game.
Roady's Humanitarian Bowl - Idaho vs. BGU - Half time entertainment of this game includes clips of Patrick Swayze in Road House, Motley Crue roadies sleeping with band leftovers, an E! True Hollywood Story of truck stop hookers and an infomercial about all the exciting things happening in Idaho. Tune in for half time, the rest of the game can be ignored.
Insight Bowl - Minnesota vs. Iowa State - Battling to go 7-6, these two teams are sure to create plenty of hype. By hype I mean utter boredom.
Gator Bowl - Florida State vs. West Virginia - Bobby Bowden says goodbye to college football. Unfortunately for ticket holders, Bowden shows up at the Outback Bowl and then picks a fight with Joe Paterno.
Rose Bowl - Oregon vs. Ohio State - 7-5 odds that LaGarrette Blount punches Jim Tressel in the sweater-vest.
International Bowl - Cubans/Mexicans vs. Polish/Irish (think about it)
Fiesta Bowl - Boise State vs. TCU - From Josh, "TCU vs. Boise State - The least watched BCS Bowl game of all time. TCU 822 Boise State 745."
Games not mentioned in this preview are either too bad to mention, too good to mention or I couldn't think of anything funny to say about them....
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07 December 2009
It's over! The 3rd edition of Scramble (and first here at our new home) has finally finished. And this time, with a new winner!
Ian, he of back-to-back Scramble titles, must now hand over the crown. But to whom? Details at 11.
Weekly Recap: This week, yours truly capped off what some would call an amazing comeback to finish in the middle of the pack (which was my goal at the outset after back-to-back last place finishes.) Week 13 was an outright win, however championship week proved to be one for the court, as the fair Holly has joined me on the pedestal, with Samesie picks. And Ian, as self-predicted, did in fact join Mr. Burns at the bottom.
Last week's games proved troublesome to home-stretch leader Cohron. How bad was it? Pretty bad. Falling from the top of the heap to 3rd overall... with 2 correct picks... total.
Week 14 results:
6 - Holly, Grubby, Mr. Ashley
5 - ERIC!, Colin
4 - Ian, Brubaker
2 - Cohron
Team Recap: The final team tally was 19-19 this week, meaning Everybody Loves Tim Tebow, a team featuring Cohron, Ms. Anderson, and ERIC!! himself, hand-chosen by one Mr. Ashley Burns, wins the title. Stadium Drives t-shirts all around!
And yes, for those of you doing the math at home, this means that for the first time ever, the Tailgate Pickem Scramble title will be hoisted outside the home servers. Your winner, after the jump.
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03 December 2009
I do not care, not one bit, about the Tiger Woods story. Although I have found quite a bit of humor in how people are handling it, and feel it is my duty to share this with you.
Jasper Parnevik is one via the LA Times.
"I'm kind of filled with sorrow for Elin since me and my wife are at fault for hooking her up with him, and we probably thought he was a better guy than he is.
I would probably have to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of a three-iron."
Here are a few other tweets that made me chuckle.
- By using Tiger Woods' definition of 'transgressions,' I haven't transgressed anyone in a long, long time.
- Dear Brett Favre, Can you retire again? Thanks, Tiger
- I would like to apologize to my friends and family for my transgressions. By transgressions I mean being awesome. Thanks.
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03 December 2009
I haven't fully dedicated myself to the college basketball season yet, not with college football still sorting itself out and my Gators still hunting a title. But, having no social life, I have been able to slowly start immersing myself into the hoops world lately. So with the season about a month old, here's some random notes and observations. In other words, I am bored at the office.
- Brian Zoubek is still at Duke. As hard as that is to fathom, it makes even less sense that the Duke fans have their own hand-signal to flash whenever Zoubek does something remotely helpful for his team. On the rare occasions when Zoubek isn't tripping over his own feet or fouling anyone within his reach, you can catch the student section making a "Z" signal with their hands, accompanied by a loud "Zeeeeee!" chant. Yes- I'm serious. A guy who has career averages of 3.8 points and 3.4 rebounds has his own cheering section. And Duke fans wonder why people make fun of them.
- At some point this season, a heralded freshman like Kentucky's John Wall or Georgia Tech's Derrick Favors will make a semi-vague remark to a reporter about "next year". This will prompt delusional fans to begin believing that this player is actually considering returning to school his sophomore year. This happened with Greg Oden, this happened with Michael Beasley, this happened with OJ Mayo. The lesson? Don't believe them. These guys have one goal in mind, and that goal isn't graduation. So enjoy them while you can, because once the season ends, they are as good as gone.
- It's hard to watch a Gonzaga game without hearing the announcers trip over themselves to praise Matt Bouldin. For some reason, every broadcasting team in America feels the need to hype Bouldin as an NBA player. The only problem is that I can't find Bouldin on a single mock draft anywhere. Not one. Turns out, NBA GMs aren't crazy about undersized shooting guards with average athleticism and no defensive ability. This doesn't take away from Bouldin's college accomplishments- the kid is definitely a player. But let's not act like he's a sure fire pro. My guess is he'll be the best player in the Spokane-area YMCA men's league next fall.
- North Carolina is huge. The Heels have six players in their rotation who are 6'9" or taller; John Henson, Deon Thompson, Ed Davis, Tyler Zeller, David Wear and Travis Wear. And they're set to add 6'8" SF Harrison Barnes next year, as well as a 6'6'" SG in Reggie Bullock. Talk about passing the eyeball test for a basketball team. Runner ups in clude Gonzaga and Wisconsin, who each boast five players in their rotation who are at least 6'9". As the old saying goes, you can't teach height.
- Putnam City High School in Oklahoma City must have one heck of a training program. How else do you explain Kansas freshman Xavier Henry, who looks like a WWE wrestler? Seriously-this guy looks more like a linebacker than a shooting guard. Actually, it's too bad he didn't decide to play football at Kansas. Think Mark Mangino would have thought twice about getting in this guy's face?
- UCLA is bad. As in 2-4, with a 27-point loss to Portland bad. And that's not the Blazers either. Apparently there is a Portland University, and they have better basketball players than the Bruins. They also have come up short against Long Beach State and Cal State Fullerton, and, to top things off, forward Drew Gordon has announced he will transfer. Gordon certainly isn't a superstar, but it's not a good sign when your third-leading scorer decides he'd rather play elsewhere...six games into his sophomore season. Who would have thought the loss of Jrue Holiday would send the Bruins spiraling so quickly?
- The Renardo Sidney gamble has paid off for Mississippi State. So far, the talented but troubled recruit has not committed a foul, screwed up a defensive assignment or even missed a single shot this year. Of course, he also hasn't scored a point, grabbed a rebound or blocked a shot...mainly because he has yet to suit up. The Bulldogs are waiting on an NCAA investigation to wrap up, and in the meantime, they've dropped two of their first six games. With Sidney having a reputation for being lazy and not overly concerned with his weight, there's a good chance he won't make any significant contributions even if the NCAA eventually clears him to play. But hey, at least it got Mississippi State basketball in the headlines for a few weeks right?
- This may deserve it's own column at some point. I stumbled across this the other day, and I have since been passing it on to everybody I know. By now, most fans are well aware of Michigan SG, Manny Harris - an All Big 10 pick last year. What many may not know is that Manny is, in fact, his nickname. His given name? Corperryale L'Adorable Harris. Isn't your life better for knowing this?
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02 December 2009
Our buddy Yoda, better known as ESPN writer and Basket- / base-blogger Eric Angevine, is being noted on Colin Cowherd's SportsNation show today. Check it out at 4pm on the U or 12:30am on the Deuce.
Congrats Yod.
I'm still looking for that Jemele Hill bobblehead, by the way.
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25 November 2009
Some food for thought or questions to chew on during your Thanksgiving meal (see how I made the food joke twice in the opening line)
- Kansas football coach Mark Mangino is being investigated for verbally abusing players. Is this the first time the fat kid has ever been the bully?
- The drunken idiot that punched Jimmy Clausen in the face will finally be the center of attention at this year's family Thanksgiving dinner. That is, until Uncle Gary gets drunk and starts rambling about abortion and suicide. Do Catholics drink during Thanksgiving?
- Who is more embarrassed at Thanksgiving dinner...the girl who comes home for the first time after everyone in her family has discovered she is a stripper, NuKeese Richardson, or Isiah Thomas? I say the stripper. People recover from armed robbery and Isiah Thomas doesn't know how to be embarrassed but you can't recover from being a whore.
- There are plenty of rumors swirling around Charlie Weis and his position as the head football coach at the University of Notre Dame. We can all be thankful that Charlie Weis does not eat when he is stressed and that tomorrow is not a national holiday focused on eating.
- Does Brett Farve eat Wrangler Jeans for Thanksgiving dinner with a side of pain killers?
- The Saints are undefeated. If this won the 'How can God pay us back for Hurricane Katrina' vote then the people of New Orleans need to be flooded again.
- Jimmie Johnson won his 4th straight NASCAR championship. True NASCAR fans don't respect a man that doesn't have a Dale Earnhardt mustache.
Enjoy the holiday.
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25 November 2009
As we all scatter to the 4 winds for the next day or so, the majority of us will reconvene Saturday at Commonwealth Stadium in Lexington, KY. Until that time, I'll be in a tryptophan-induced coma with my rascally little brother. But on Saturday, however, Thundercats Are Go! It's Revelry Week folks!
ERIC! won last week, again, going 6/7, but as of press time he has not yet delivered this week's picks. I guess that's one way to ride off into the sunset.
The team standings remain tight with 2 weeks left of picks, with ELTT up on LKIAC by 2 games.
The individual standings are as follows:
Josh Cohron - 43
Eric Angevine - 42
Colin - 41
Jason Brubaker - 39
Holly Anderson - 38
Ian - 38
Grubby - 37
Mr. Ashley Burns- 34
This week's picks after the jump!
