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When the Swedish turn against you

Written by Grubby | 03 December 2009

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I do not care, not one bit, about the Tiger Woods story.  Although I have found quite a bit of humor in how people are handling it, and feel it is my duty to share this with you.

Jasper Parnevik is one via the LA Times.

"I'm kind of filled with sorrow for Elin since me and my wife are at fault for hooking her up with him, and we probably thought he was a better guy than he is.

I would probably have to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of a three-iron."

Here are a few other tweets that made me chuckle.

  • By using Tiger Woods' definition of 'transgressions,' I haven't transgressed anyone in a long, long time.
  • Dear Brett Favre, Can you retire again? Thanks, Tiger
  • I would like to apologize to my friends and family for my transgressions. By transgressions I mean being awesome. Thanks.

 

All of this does make me wonder if Buick, after having publicly stated that they back El Tigre, is considering a new promotional campaign.  Perhaps:  "Buick. Back seats big enough for Tiger-sized infidelity." Or even returning to a former slogan: "Buick, it makes you feel like the man you are!"  Indeed.

 

I'm not even going to touch the "Gatorade. Is it in you?" campaign. Tiger story, please go away.

 

UPDATE:  Obviously, I have to add this.

 

 

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