TPS Week 13; Revelry Week

Written by Grubby | 25 November 2009

As we all scatter to the 4 winds for the next day or so, the majority of us will reconvene Saturday at Commonwealth Stadium in Lexington, KY.  Until that time, I'll be in a tryptophan-induced coma with my rascally little brother.  But on Saturday, however, Thundercats Are Go!  It's Revelry Week folks!

ERIC! won last week, again, going 6/7, but as of press time he has not yet delivered this week's picks.  I guess that's one way to ride off into the sunset.

The team standings remain tight with 2 weeks left of picks, with ELTT up on LKIAC by 2 games.

The individual standings are as follows:

Josh Cohron   - 43
Eric Angevine - 42
Colin - 41
Jason Brubaker - 39
Holly Anderson - 38
Ian - 38
Grubby - 37
Mr. Ashley Burns- 34

This week's picks after the jump!

Note: Again this week, Eric's picks were late so I copied Burnsy's over, ya know, since he's in last. - G

Illinois at No. 5 Cincinnati

UC. Ron Zook against a ranked team. Need I, as a Florida fan, say more? - Bru

Cincinnati - Even dreaming of becoming as fat as Charlie Weis won't distract Brian Kelly from beating Gary Cole, I mean Ron Zook. - Cohron

National Champs! - Grubby

No. 2 Alabama at Auburn

Alabama - If you try and talk yourself into believing Auburn can upset the Tide, you probably also try and talk yourself into thinking Home Alone 2 is better than Home Alone. Dumbass. - Cohron

Alabama. Here's hoping for a 15 OT game that leaves the Tide fatigued for the SEC Championship game - Bru

National Champs! - Grubby

No. 9 Pittsburgh at West Virginia

Pittsburgh - Bill Stewart can't wait to get to his offseason job, being Santa Claus at the Morgantown strip mall. - Cohron

Pitt. Is Pitt seriously #9 in the country? When did this happen? - Bru

Normally going to Morgantown would be the Wannstache Trap Game, but he's already lost inexplicably to N.C. State and Bill Stewart has an aversion to putting the ball in Noel Devine's hands. - Colin

No. 18 Clemson at South Carolina

South Carolina - I have nothing to say about this game. I would like to say that every guy that's ever hooked up with a fat chick has used the excuse, "Well, she had a cute face and huge tits." Of course she had huge tits! She's fat, dumbass. And apparently, fat girls have clauses like babies, almost all of them get dubbed with "cute faces." It's probably because you think if they lost 20-50 lbs. they might be hot (they wouldn't).

South Carolina. Two mediocre teams that always fail to live up to expectations. One that wears bright orange uniforms, another with the word "Cocks" written all over their apparel.  I think it's safe to say the best thing that can happen in this game to make it worthwhile is another brawl - Bru

Climpson & the Rambling Wrecks. I'm looking forward to caring about the ACC Championship Game. Climpson against Spurrier the Grey, not so much. - Colin

No. 12 Oklahoma State at Oklahoma

Oklahoma State - What if Mike Gundy were actually a hermaphrodite? "I'm a hermo! I'm 41!" - Cohron

Oklahoma. So lets get this straight. Sam Bradford = best college offense of all time, Heisman Trophy, chance at national title. Landry Jones = my ass. Is that about right? - Bru

Tennessee at Kentucky

Tennessee - If you honestly thought Janzen Jackson wasn't playing in this game, you deserve to be punched in the vagina. - Cohron

Kentucky. If some drunk former students home for the Thanksgiving weekend can make an impact through tailgating, it will be a long day for the Vols - Bru

Sneakers or Camo-boots?  Orange Cords or jeans with long-johns?  '09 UT shirt or old faithful?  Jack or Beer?  There are a lot of things I need to figure out before Saturday morning tailgate. - Grubby

UCLA at No. 20 USC

USC - I would rather stand around a tailgate with a bunch of Kentucky and Tennessee fans and pour mass amounts of beer into my body than watch this game. What's that? I actually get to do that. I am so fucking awesome. - Cohron

USC. It would be easy to laugh at Matt Barkley now, after all of his bravado early in the season has faded away with two blowout losses. But then I remember he's still the starting QB at USC, and is getting more girls than I could even dream about. Life isn't fair - Bru

If the Trojans lose to Neuweasel and his papier-mache QB then we're in much worse shape than I thought. - Colin

Comment of the week:  Ian: "And for the 25th time in a row I will pick Kentucky and be wrong."