Billy Clyde, Author?

Written by Josh Cohron | 15 July 2009

It wasn't enough nearly ruining the most storied college basketball program in the country. It wasn't enough starting Mark Coury for almost an entire season. It wasn't enough offering scholarships to players who now can't get an offer to a team in a major conference. It also wasn't enough alienating one of the most passionate fanbases in sports. No, Billy Gillispie seems to have trumped all of those feats with his latest venture.

Rick Bozich of the Courier Journal reports that Gillispie is penning, "The Billy Gillispie Story." Let that sink in for just a moment.

Here are some possible chapter titles:

•  Merrick Inn Has the Greatest Pool in Lexington!
• Getting Kicked Out of Desha's
• My Date With Jeanine Edwards
• How I Got Back at Jeanine Edwards for Not Putting Out
• My Night Out on the Town With Bruce Pearl
• 24 Year-Olds Will Do Anything, I Repeat Anything If You Coach at UK
• Sleeping With Your Players' Girlfriends for Beginners
• Hanging Around Too Long: April 2009-June 2009 in Lexington

I'm not sure if you ever saw a Gillispie press conference, but if his writing skills are on par with his orating this book should be read at a 2nd grade level.