Pride Groups From Around The Country

Written by Ian | 14 December 2009

There's been a lot of hoopla (damn, I love that word) about the University of Tennessee's Orange Pride group over the last week.  Grubby even did an article on it last week here at SD. 

Well, we think UT's meet-and-greet group has gotten enough press.  We're going to introduce you to a few of the other college football suck-off player interaction groups.

Husker Pride - This group out of the Midwest typically targets offensive linemen.  Averaging about 212 lbs, each girl's duty is to woo the star recruits with information regarding the all-you-can-eat dining card they'll receive in their scholarship package.

Scarlet Pride - Rutgers sends only the classiest girls from the Jersey Shore to welcome new recruits.  Rumor is they offer the world's largest corndogs and free tickets to ride a giant ferris wheel.  How could a 17 year-old turn that down?

Husky Pride - The University of Washington sends out girls with sub-par hygiene to tell recruits stories about co-ops, hybrid cars, and jam bands.  If you see a girl in knee high rainbow socks and a dress that appears to have been ripped to shreds by a grizzly bear, you've got a lock on a member of the Husky Pride.

Yalie Pride - Again, we have an entry in the "most homely" category.  Girls from Yale tell recruits about the free books they'll receive upon reaching the University.  Rumor has it they also carry folding chess sets for impromptu matches.  These girls mean business, and we're not just talking the MBA's here.

Petey Pride - Easily picked out of a crowd, the liaison group from Wyoming is generally seen wearing cowboy boots and a belt buckle slightly larger than the average dinner plate.  Also, matching left and right breast tattoos may be distinguishing marks.

Tiger Pride - These girls nearly have it all going for them.  They're attractive, recruiting for a major SEC power, and look good in yellow and purple.  The only draw back?  That weird ass Cajun accent that most recruits assume is just some Native American language that they didn't have an option to take in Junior year.  The hotness factor alone must carry this group because Les keeps pulling in talent like few others in the country.

Well, that sums it up.  A full tour of the country's Pride groups.  Didn't see your team in this list?  E-mail Ian at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it .