Thanksgiving Thoughts

Written by JYeary | 25 November 2009

Some food for thought or questions to chew on during your Thanksgiving meal (see how I made the food joke twice in the opening line)

- Kansas football coach Mark Mangino is being investigated for verbally abusing players.  Is this the first time the fat kid has ever been the bully?

- The drunken idiot that punched Jimmy Clausen in the face will finally be the center of attention at this year's family Thanksgiving dinner.  That is, until Uncle Gary gets drunk and starts rambling about abortion and suicide.  Do Catholics drink during Thanksgiving?

- Who is more embarrassed at Thanksgiving dinner...the girl who comes home for the first time after everyone in her family has discovered she is a stripper, NuKeese Richardson, or Isiah Thomas?  I say the stripper.  People recover from armed robbery and Isiah Thomas doesn't know how to be embarrassed but you can't recover from being a whore.

- There are plenty of rumors swirling around Charlie Weis and his position as the head football coach at the University of Notre Dame.  We can all be thankful that Charlie Weis does not eat when he is stressed and that tomorrow is not a national holiday focused on eating.

- Does Brett Farve eat Wrangler Jeans for Thanksgiving dinner with a side of pain killers?

- The Saints are undefeated.  If this won the 'How can God pay us back for Hurricane Katrina' vote then the people of New Orleans need to be flooded again.

- Jimmie Johnson won his 4th straight NASCAR championship.  True NASCAR fans don't respect a man that doesn't have a Dale Earnhardt mustache.

Enjoy the holiday.